The 20 bucks will buy you a Velcro onesie if your wife is small and wears a kid’s size. Check out garage sales. Lots of onesies there—some with Velcro. Larger sizes may cost more money, but the time saved stapling a blanket to your head is worth it. Some adult onesies are available at garage sales, too. Look for the happy couple who’ve spent many years stuck in blankets like toad-in-the-holes. Some spent a lot of time stuck to curtains as well. It’s a lot of fun and saves you from having to watch re-runs.