The bullfrog is gone and I chased off the prince before he butchered “Just another Manic Monday.” I’ve still got a few members of The Bangles hanging around, figuring they do a better version of the song. I’d chase them off, too, but they eat more bugs than the prince (or the bullfrog). Hope you like “How To Be Funny.” I try to laugh at least once before I go to bed (watching Trump on the news usually does it. You know, “I love immigrant children, I really do. I’m gonna make them build my wall.”).

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.