The Cerebral G-Spot.

Who knew our voices could do a better job than our fingers.

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Your partner might already be grossed out by you mentioning Caligula, or they don’t know who Caligula is, in which case, they’ll spend the evening looking up twisted Roman Emperors.

Men have a larger hypothalamus, for instance. This doesn’t give you bragging rights necessarily. Like the penis, bigger isn’t always better.

There might even be g-spots in their scalps, which would explain why they’re always getting their hair done.

You’d do better saying, “Ride me like Phantom’s Revenge or The Cyclone.”

Nothing ruins a night of sex like the SPCA showing up at your door, demanding to inspect the chicken.

As Elton John once said: “People should be very free with sex, but they should draw the line at goats.”

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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