The Inconvenient Male G-Spot.

Relax, it’s as easy to find as your G-spot (sort of, not really).

Perry and Whipple were the ones who found them consistently in over four hundred women. That’s more than Harry Reems did.

Well, many of us still aren’t going to ask, so a lot of articles, especially in magazines like Cosmopolitan are doing the asking for us.

“Hell,” one man stated, “after shooting a sac-draining load, I can still go out and chainsaw a cord of wood.”

Women, on the other hand, even have lipsticks that vibrate.

Any form of “hunting” makes us think you’re trying to free a long lost Dinky toy.

Normally, men would rather have Jenna James, but male sphincters don’t slam shut on doctors. They’ll slam shut on Jenna James.

They’ll do it, but hearing prostatic fluid allows sperm to travel faster to your eggs is worse than a doctor saying “I left something up there. Read the note.”

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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