The Nonsense of Evolution.

We may be the brainiest of animals, but we’re also peeing Roundup.

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The interesting thing about evolution is we’ve stopped wondering where we came from.

Complaints range from “He was so rude,” to “He looked like an ape.” These guys can’t walk past a zoo without getting a net thrown over their heads.

At this rate, 50 years from now, we’ll all be peeing estrogen, and dating sites will be a bunch of women smiling at each other.

Finding a sexually available mate wasn’t a problem, either. Based on what we know of the Neolithic period, they were probably under the same bearskin.

Now we just have to decide whether we should do our business out on the lawn or not.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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