Trump only entered the presidential race to increase his bargaining power with NBC. Rumour had it “The Apprentice” would only last another season, so Trump figured, “Hey, let’s see them cancel if I do well in the primaries.” His racist, misogynistic, xenophobic rantings were supposed to get him tossed early in the campaign, but the other GOP candidates proved even stupider, so he grassed them and became president, figuring he’d be impeached before he inked a new deal with NBC. The fact that he hasn’t been impeached is shocking both him and Putin, who’s admitted the only thing he and Trump ever discussed was collaborating on a screenplay. “We had some good stuff,” he told Oliver Stone who offered to co-produce if he could kick Trump twice in the stones before they actually started shooting.

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