Trump’s a calorie burner, no doubt about that. I’ve done pushups, promising myself I’d stop the minute he said something intelligent. I’ve been doing pushups for 18 hours. Donald Trump will go down in history as the man who turned me into a body Nazi. My arms look like the Michelin Man.

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I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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