Why Feminists Hate Men.

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This led to a sophisticated form of hunting, better known as swinging a club. Spears followed, better known as letting go of the club.

Even women back in Neolithic times concluded we were simple when they saw men throwing meat into fires.

Stupid comparison, I know, but we’re still eating fish and chips, praying we don’t need an x-ray, which we will when our arteries are clogged from fried foods.

The list goes on, of course, everything from Scotchgard to disposable diapers. Without these, we’d be leaving stains all over the place.

No, inventions are the product of necessity, and women obviously taught men the necessity of not turning a forty pound ribeye into a one pound piece of charcoal.

Eventually, though, their inventions will join the league of other inventions nobody can live without like cable and ziplining.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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