Why Women Steal the Covers.

What it means to bed a “sleep bitch.”

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“Wake her up, take the blanket back,” a man wrote on Reddit. “She’ll be cranky but she’ll learn. It’s called training.”

A more ingenious technique was offered by a man who suggested “stapling the blanket to the side of your head.”

An article in Psychology Today suggests that women don’t want the covers as much as your smell.

If your girlfriend or wife is stealing the covers, maybe you’re not giving her enough warmth.

Another theory is that women are naturally “bed hogs,” since men, going back to the lodges again, hopped around like bunnies, conveniently forgetting their partners through either drunkenness or short attention spans.

Most women don’t want you screaming like a banshee. She might start screaming back. re

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