Would You Relive Your First Sexual Experience?

It could help scientists make your life a lot more fun.

Courtesy of Dreamstime

Over the course of five days, patients are shown a series of sights, sounds and smells. They are then asked which ones come closest to their first sexual encounter.

“I think he was more interested in my pizza than me (he was always hungry), but he gave me my first orgasm (only cost me a slice).”

“You may get the response you want once, but eventually, even clitorises get bored.”

“We kept spraying 10W30 into one guy’s chamber,” a scientist explained, “and he kept climaxing. We finally sent him home with a can of oil.”

Using wires that snake under the skin, Meloy’s spinal implant “delivers a pleasurable shock directly to your pelvic nerve.”

Now they make up forty percent of YouPorn’s viewers (those numbers come from YouPorn, so take it with a grain of salt).

Why not hop into a hyperbolic chamber and come out all refreshed and flushed?

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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